Simon Says 35

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 (rounds going up early as I have to work this Black Friday; all rewards for the past round will be posted when I'm back)
 

Everyone gather around! This is Simon Says, and what Simon Says must be done. It's simple really. Simon says something-you go and do it. 

For bringing Simon what he wants, you will lose the card (he donates them to the poor, over in the Singles' Claims) but you will be paid compensation for it! You will receive 2 random cards in return for bringing him his desired cards! 

This week, Simon Says that he wants a card that features something with a humorous expression.
(This is rather subjective but as long as it's a funny face or something amusing, it'll count)

This round ends: CLOSED